I’ve been meaning to give you the recipe for the most sinful and addictive artichoke dip. I tasted it years ago at a cocktail party at Eliza Dyson and Joel LeVangia’s old apartment on East 10th Street, and have been dreaming of it ever since. The first time I asked Eliza what was in it, she said, “You don’t want to know.” The second time she recited the recipe by memory.
I was longing for an occasion to make it, and late afternoon on New Year’s Day with intellectual extraordinaire Arturo Bomberino De Fournier seemed like as good a time as any. We paused Black Cat, White Cat—the Kusturica film in Serbian which we were watching with French subtitles—long enough for me to make the dip.
Mayonnaise
First, the mayonnaise. Of course you can use store bought, but I like to make my own because any leftover is so easily turned into aioli—delicious with roast vegetables, or tartar sauce chock full of capers and cornichons and herbs to serve with a piece of fish. It’s simple once you give up the apprehension that your emulsion will separate and are confident that it will bind together gladly. The trick is the temperature. Room temperature egg and mustard, and oil a few degrees warmer will make it even easier. A simple ratio (even for a math dolt with a hangover): one egg yolk, one tablespoon of Dijon mustard, one cup of oil. One and one and one.
Separate the yolk from the white and drop yolk into a deep bowl. Sprinkle a generous pinch of salt onto that yolk, because the salt will start the process before you even approach it with a whisk. Add the tablespoon of mustard (a messy, slightly overflowing tablespoon will do as long as it’s not too cold), and a healthy squeeze of a half lemon. It’s then that I reach for my whisk: I combine those four simple elements—yolk, salt, lemon and mustard—and start to drizzle in some oil. I use vegetable oil for the first half-cup because it is thicker and lends more initial body, and then olive oil as the second half for flavor. Start by pulling just a little oil into the emulsion that you’ve already begun with those four initial elements.
Bring the oil into the ingredients that have already bound (not the other way around).
Keep adding oil until your mayonnaise is thick, and then add more until you have added a full cup of whatever combination of oils you choose. Add the rest of the juice from that half lemon. Taste it. If you don’t remember liking mayonnaise but you like what you are tasting then you are on the right track. Don’t be fooled by its yellow color, this is Mayonnaise. This is the real deal, but if you would like it a little paler, add a fewdrops of water watch it blanch.
Artichoke Dip
Remove the contents of two cans* of artichoke hearts packed in water (or one can of hearts and one can of stems) and chop them coarsely. Chop a white onion. Finely chop five or so cloves of garlic. Combine artichoke, onion, garlic and mayonnaise in a large bowl and add some fresh pepper. Taste for seasoning. Add a half a cup of grated Parmesan cheese, saving a bit, and mix thoroughly. Transfer the mixture into an oven safe dish, perhaps one that you’d use for a soufflé, and add an immodest dusting of the rest of the Parmesan onto the top. Bake at 350 for 30-35 minutes, until you cannot ignore the smell and there is some bubbling and browning occurring on top. Then serve with a spoon and some Carrs table crackers or toasted baguette slices. Dig in, blow off steam, and eat.
Thank you Eliza!! xxxx
* I halved the Artichoke Dip recipe in the photos at right.
Photographs by Arthur Fournier
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